I got a pair of tickets to Kill Bill Vol 2. After a dateless six weeks, I am seriously feeling quite a bit out of sorts. I'm almost getting look-there's-a-naked-girl-across-the-street hallucinations. When I thumbed up and down my phone directory, I realised that my list of single and available girls was dreadfully short. Most of my friends were boyfriended or married, so those are no-nos. Some were perpetually busy, or so I'm told. I guess I'm not a persistent guy. When I'm turned down three times for whatever reason, I take off the siren off my hood and cut the chase, because really, I only have so much ego to go by.

I think I'm cursed. I seem to attract married women. One would exchange horny little messages over the net, another would stroke my thigh when nobody's around, and once I received messages from a woman in the middle of a honeymoon. Sometimes it makes me feel like a sex object. Not that I object, of course. I keep my hands to myself although I've used a finger a couple of times. I poke it at their shoulders (sometimes waists) to make them keep their distance. For their protection, not mine. See, I will never steal a woman from another man because frankly, it's a despicable thing to do.

Anyway, to be honest, the first person that came to mind for the movie wasn't a girl. It was my buddy. The amazing thing was, I met him and his friends right after watching the same crappy filmfest movie (Anna and The Others), I and my friend (she gave me the invitation) were watching. Guess it's fated.

AND. I also was given a free night's stay at Shangri-la Sentosa by a dear friend because she had to go overseas and couldn't use the voucher. Before she left, she says I better USE it to the MAX. ie. I have to bring a nice FRIEND with me to SLEEP OVERNIGHT. I feel obliged to oblige, but I'm beginning to panic. The thing is, how on earth am I going to get a FRIEND to SLEEP OVERNIGHT with me before it expires on 30th May? I guess if I do manage to do that, I'd write a book on it and sell the formula for a million bucks.

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