International Women's Day

While clearly aware that celebrating the international women's day does not quite equate to feminist activism, I sms'ed to my umfriend today, hoping that the solecism would slip past:
'hapy international women's day. so, hv u burnt ur bra yet?'

It's been four hours. There's still no word from her, but I'm beginning to feel some tension between us. If there's no tension, there's no passion. I'm getting better!